welcome to my blog
expect to see some bad text posts, gifs of animated movies and tv shows, and tumblr trends that will be joked about in like 2 weeks because tumblr has the attention span of a fucking fly
also expect fun
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
i saw this tweet today and started laughing really hard
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
NOW WHICH ONE OF YOUS IS THE REAL SLIM SHADY
ratboy is the best
he is the bombhe almost exploded into peices from the knish
every time king john says something really rude
ratboy really likes it too
ratboy is the boss
he is better than happyman
happyman’s retarded
even though he’s still awesome
The awkward moment you realize he programmed a room based off the guy who owns PLAYBOY.